Friday, February 18, 2011

Important News from Great Britain:


Important News from Great Britain:
DON'T give aid, India doesn't need it,United Kingdom MPs in unison.. they asked the House of Uncommons to,Instead give the money to needy Prince Charles to set up his kingdom,since he is already fed up with Queen mother,since she is unwilling to abdicate the throne,charles who has been waiting 30 years for throne,now put his hands in the air,now he wants to adopt a indian village and rule from britain.

meanwhile update from india, Prince Charles is building an eco-friendly model village with around 15000 people in India.Prince Charles recently met potters,buffaloes,camels,snakes and other animals of animal kingdom  for their opinion on administration and governance deficit in Indian villages, ...


Charles is tired of lack of respect by the British public shown to him and his wife, so now wants to lead a tension-free peaceful life and attain Niravana..urged farmers to adopt popular trance music like Buddha bar, moksha as a "significant alternative route." ..

after hearing the proposal of Financial support for his to be kingdom in the house of Uncommons, charles dashed off to his future-kingdom and his kingdom erupted in celebratory mood..jaggu caught charles in celebratory and jolly mood with his spy camera

New Government Ordinance,
those who want to have Business Licence in india ,must compulsorily get chargesheet in their name and must be willing to spend atleast a fortnight in CBI custody and Tihar jail.

The potential prisoners in Tihar jail, who must have received vocational and professional(CA's , MBA's) training before serving their terms,their name shud be similar to these,Raja,Raju,Kalmuhe's, kha note's..and the like.

In a first, ten top CEO's of private firms and banks will give the daily lectures and sermons at the jail to suitable persons from the shortlisted 50 inmates who will figure in the placement for Govt jobs, they will be taught to swindle thousands of crores, and avoid being caught and get away with it.

after this jaggu's expose,Government takes steps to ease overcrowding in Tihar Jail,and decided to shift the first class inmates to now abandoned adarsh buliding, here they will get all the jail facilities like wifi internet,24x7 DTH Tv, all other perquisites meant for MP's, MLC's, MLAaaa's and goats plus bonus arabian sea view free of cost.

Under construction picture of building meant for first class inmates.
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