Believe it or not but authorities in Pakistan's Punjab province have "arrested" a monkey after it crossed the border with India, according to a media report today.
Local residents initially thought it was veena mallik in burqa, but from closeup view it didn't bear have any resemblance to her, so tried to capture the monkey thinking it was Humaima Malik without her mandatory makeup.
After the monkey evaded them, the people informed Sardari's men, who are expert in such monkey business,have captured the animal after a bloodless struggle. The monkey was taken to abottabad, where some officials named him khaaden,who think he resembled a maty-ro, they cant officially acknowledge.
According to "Highly placed" sources with highly sensitive mission said, Monkey has taken a LOVE LETTER for the Forever beautiful "Foreign Affairs" Minister Ms.Rabbri Kheer from this side...phir bhi kuch toh log kahenge
But India rejected Pak's charges as Figment of Imagination, as the monkey belonged to some rogue "SIMIan" organization.
On Sensational IndiaTv coverage: Breaking News Ek bandar Si-baalon se pareshaan pakistan bhagaa. Ise aap kudrat ka karishma kahenge ya koi ghari saajish.
meanwhile, mahaish butt commented that he would definitely make a film with that monkey,since s/he will return to India one day in future for a reality show.
According to "Highly placed" sources with highly sensitive mission said, Monkey has taken a LOVE LETTER for the Forever beautiful "Foreign Affairs" Minister Ms.Rabbri Kheer from this side...phir bhi kuch toh log kahenge
But India rejected Pak's charges as Figment of Imagination, as the monkey belonged to some rogue "SIMIan" organization.
On Sensational IndiaTv coverage: Breaking News Ek bandar Si-baalon se pareshaan pakistan bhagaa. Ise aap kudrat ka karishma kahenge ya koi ghari saajish.
meanwhile, mahaish butt commented that he would definitely make a film with that monkey,since s/he will return to India one day in future for a reality show.
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