Friday, September 24, 2010

CORRUPT WEALTH GAMES aka CWG

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

‘There were problems... we’ve sorted them out’ says Suresh Kalmadi...Dabangg song aptly fits here " India hua Badnaam, Kalmadi Tere liye"

DEAR CWG VISITORS PLEASE NOTE THESE INVISIBLE INSTRUCTIONS:

1. WELCOME TO CORRUPT WEALTH GAMES aka CWG

2. STRAY DOGS WILL ACCOMPANY YOU TILL THE ROOMS,THEY ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS BED-PARTNERS, IF U NEED SO, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THEM AS U PLEASE.

3. PLEASE BRING PERFUMES, SCENTS TO AVOID STINKING BATHROOMS...PLEASE USE SCUBA DIVING GEAR DURING THE STAY.

4. MIND YOUR HEAD & BODY SINCE FOOT OVER BRIDGE, FALSE CEILINGS, BUILDINGS MAY COLLAPSE ANY TIME..ALWAYS USE HELMET DURING THE STAY..BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

5. YOU HAVE TO BRING BROOMSTICK, OTHER CLEANING EQUIPMENT & NEW BED FOR BETTER STAY.

6. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO BRING MOSQUITO NET OR LIQUIDS TO AVOID DENGUE, MALARIA ETC..

7. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SAFETY.

8. WE HOPE YOUR STAY WILL BE MEMORABLE SINCE WE HAVE SPENT 80000 CRORES ( EIGHTY THOUSAND CRORES) FOR THE ABOVE SAID FACILITIES.

9. FOR ANY ASSISTANT PLEASE CONTACT SHIELA.

YOURS CORRUPT WEALTH GAMES COMMITTEE
sd/- KALLU MAMA,SHIELA AUNTY,FISHY GILL

Love thy neighbour
Pakistan defence budget increased by Rs110 billion,due to Urdu typographical error.

Pakistan declares unconditional support for Commonwealth Games,“The show must go on,” says Pakistani foreign minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi at UN assembly,while Scotland has threatened to pull out of the games because the venues were dirty (he laughs for 1 hour 30 seconds)and then says “Indians were trying to prove that our boys were dirty!”

If dogs could stay in that CWG village then humans too,remember, dog was sent to the moon before humans went there,did we do anything wrong,asks Kallu mama....

Breaking news
Tata Docomo has launched the CWG joke service at 1 paise per day, but customers say they have to climb telecom towers and electric poles, sit for a few hours to 'collect' these messages.
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