Delhi (source:TSMHFWA): According to unrelated insiders,"IFCI is planning to permanently rent out its two floor of its Headquarters to CNBC-TV18,NDTV profit for covering IFCI news,birthday functions,anniversaries of the company and its staff,since the Board of Directors of IFCI Limited at their Extra Secret Meeting(ESM) has unanimously decided that they would not like reporters running around like HEADLESS CHICKENS for titbit news inside IFCI office building,instead they will get all desired news at the coffee breaks from their related people."
Rai and his dilemma:
Rai was given his daily briefing by secretary.she concluded by saying: "Today, 3 buyers left."
"OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the Rai sat, his head in his hands.
Finally, the Rai looked up to secretary and asked, "what is a buyer?"
more to come during weekend...watchout this space
Disclaimer:Since i hold IFCI,i would like to share some sense of IFCI humour here.
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