Sunday, October 28, 2012

Double Tipple Trouble

Already reeling under massive financial crisis of his Kingfisher airlines, liquor baron Vijay Mallya was in for another shock -this time, his firm's greenfield beer plant in Karnataka could face action for "unofficially" polluting family values without Family control board clearance.

Family Environment Minister said he had visited the plant three weeks ago and found product tasted horrible and does not meet approval of the Family control board and said "suitable action" would be taken.

The state government's plan to act against UB comes at a time when Mallya is already under severe strain following months of problems in his airlines, whose licence was suspended by the civil aviation authorities.


On 'Girl hunt' Mission
Son Sidhartha Mallya after finding his girfriend dumped him and for whom Kingfisher Airlines was his 18th birthday gift from a doting dad -While the airline has been facing major trouble since September-end and is grounded from October 1,was agony of his unpaid employees.


On Friday, when the die of the licence getting suspended was cast, he tweeted:
 "Guys check out the 1st promo for The Hunt For The Kingfisher Calendar Girl 2013 featuring your truly."
And a day earlier, he tweeted his position: "Nothing beats the post 5oclock pub rush in London....best atmosphere ever!! Love being bk here....sometimes wonder why she ever left...."

"Just spent the morning playing volleyball with 12 bikini clad models on the beach...now I understand why people hate me. HA!"

"Have been unfortunate enough to attend GP races all over the globe....Korea is by far the worse. Feeling for everyone who's not there...."

Kingfisher Airlines debacle:
Vijay Mallya abroad, son hunts for calendar girls, employees in lurch, When the bad times came upon kingfisher, its founder - the king of good times Vijay Mallya -was nowhere to be seen or heard.

All his personal staff was willing to say was that "VJM (his nickname) is abroad", while Employees keeping track of VJM say he was last 'spotted' at nearby chandni dance bar attending the Oktoberfest event.

"VJM left India about 20 days back on his personal plane. He travels on his personal jet, VT-VJM, and as of now there is no news of his coming back to the country," said sources.


This seems to be worrying for Mallya's personal staff. A top Kingfisher executive recently called a senior official to 'jokingly' inquire if it was OK for Mallya to come home in the coming days for the first time since the airline's licence was suspended.

Will the Airports Authority of India (AAI) impound Kingfisher Airlines promoter Vijay Mallya, if he returns to India?

Mallya's staff is also worried as KFA has dues of about Rs 300 crore to AAI. Some cheques issued by Mallya have bounced.S o we are treating it as a personal liability and he could be impounded along with his corporate jet (VT-VJM)," said a highly placed source.

Apart from AAI, Kingfisher employees are also preparing to 'welcome' Mallya at the Formula One Grand Prix to be held later this week at Greater Noida with special SWAT teams (this news is below).

'Ready to become Race driver'
A pall of gloom has enveloped the world of the employees of Kingfisher Airlines after its flying licence was suspended. Those who had made several investments when the going was good are now reeling under debts, having not been paid salaries since March. Some are in a desperate hunt for jobs elsewhere such F1 pit crew, F1 Track Marshal, auto driver, race car driver.

KFA pilots and employees are speculating that Mallya senior may be in Delhi next weekend for the Greater Noida Grand Prix. They are planning to protest non-payment of wages since March by taking Kingfisher planes  racing on Grand prix.

Some are planning to Eggs Pelting at the event, while according to some, Vijay Mallya will be heckled and shown chequered black and white flags, Bounced Cheques, Credit card dues, Home loans application rejection papers of Employees, angry over non payment of salaries.

The employees are agitated by the fact that while they have not been paid their salaries, Mallya and his family continue to lead a "lavish jet-setting" life.

According to "Highly placed" sources one option is land in neighbouring country then take a a sea route on his Sea princess without getting notice by people like State Guest Kasab.


So Employees has formed an "all-female unit - Burkha Brigade" - A SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics) Team to infiltrate and trap Mr.Mallya when he arrives in india.

This All Women Team are thought to be in age group of 18 to 25 from missionary school, secret tabloid The Moon reported today.

SWAT experts say as women are less likely to attract suspicion than men, that's why they are employed for specific purpose.

According to confidential sources, these Women will be trained to perform high-risk operations that fall outside of the abilities of regular employees.

SWAT team members' duties include: performing High risk suspect Man Hunt, Search and Arrest operations; subduing barricaded suspects; and engaging heavily-armed Corporates and Management Teams.

All-female Special Weapons And Tactics Team unit will be using a fearsome array of weapons, unimagined by Man-kind. They will have specialized equipment including "heavy body armor with ballistic shields", "entry tools", Fast vehicles for quick deployment, advanced night vision optics for Night Operations, and motion detectors for covertly determining the positions of Suspect inside enclosed structures.

SWAT Vehicle
These SWAT team members will be trained individually, specifically for purpose and will be trained in specialized handling such as Empty beer bottles, Hand cuffs, whips, Playboy bunny costume sets, etc.
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