Friday, April 27, 2012

Tit - for - Tat

On an early Thursday morning, an Indian rocket successfully launched into orbit a Spy Satellite (Risat-1) from the spaceport here in Andhra Pradesh, around 80 km from Chennai.

The indigenous Risat-1, with a life span of five years, would be used for weather prediction and Surveillance, the high resolution pictures could also be used for defence purposes as it can look through the clouds and fog.

Remote sensing satellites send back videos, pictures and other data for official and unofficial use. India has the largest constellation of remote sensing satellites (in addition to drivers and maids/domestic helpers) in the world providing imagery in a variety of  resolutions such as Vcd, DVD(HD), Blu-ray (Full HD) resolutions (these are more than enough for personal entertainment), can orbit the same place 14 times a day.

Sources telling jaggu, that this satellite RISAT-1 could also be used to keep round-the-clock vigil for nefarious* activities of opposition,as opposition parties have employed to drivers, maids and other sundry people to spy on their respective bosses for suspicious activities.

Sources close to Krishna confirmed its basically meant to stalk on Gucci-cookie Miss. Prada, but sources close to PMO says its for domestic use only!!.
After hearing about India's Spy satellite launch, Pakistan's announced new Top Secret "Mir Jafar" a India-specific programme, it has capability to target many Indians as possible in one go. Speaking to jaggu, Raas Laila, Director of the Programme, said "its most accurate & effective weapon ever made for Mankind, which brings even strongest of them on their knees"




India immediately deployed its "all weather" hot SL (Sunny Leone!) defence system.

   
* nefarious= wicked - villainous - vile - infamous - mean - evil

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