Thursday, September 13, 2012

To BEE or Not to BEE

In a Daring Sting operation at Kolkata airport...Honeybees ‘hijack’ planes.

Three aircraft, were hijacked by honeybees on Monday, sending airline staff scurrying for cover and raising fears that the swanky new terminal could have turned into a happy nesting ground for the insects with a sting in the tail after they were rendered jobless following global recession having depression with suicidal tendencies.
The bees made themselves cosy in the cargo hold, before making way for cockpit area to interact with pilots. Cockpit Conversation from Cockpit Voice Recorder(black box) decoded by jaggu.
 “Can we take off now?” the hijacker Bee asks the pilot.
 “I don’t think we can take off, because this plane has only one engine,” says the Pilot.
 “What happened to the other one?” asks the hijacker Bee.
 “It is being used to power the boss’s Formula 1 car.” says the Pilot, The hijacker is stunned.

 He then gets angry that the hijack has gone horribly wrong and yells at pilot. “I want to talk to your boss.” The frightened Pilot calls up the boss at his Bangalore super luxury posh penthouse-office via airport and gives the phone to the hijacker who listens for a while and then hands it back.

 “What did he say?” the pilot asks.
“Nothing. The mobile company said his SIM card was deactivated because bills were not paid for the last six months,” says the hijacker and walks out of the plane.

 Following the Winged hijacking, airline pilots refused to fly their aircraft demanding their immediate payment of pending salaries.

When it rained in the afternoon, everyone breathed a sigh of relief as bees are generally known to settle down when the temperature cools.Since honeybees are protected insects in the country, Bees usually migrate to avoid crowded (Cattle-class) living conditions.

When a honeybee colony becomes too large, the Queen bee takes off in search of a new nesting place with half the family members and their relatives, Passengers going for honey moon, were wondering if they can have free honey with their tickets.

 Meanwhile, Didi has called them Maoists trained by Opposition and have ordered their arrest, and Central govt said its attack on Indian democracy.

 Not to be "Left" behind Pokes-person DogVJ said RSS behind the attack, he has evidence to prove it as they came from Nagpur with oranges basket.

A Kingfisher Airlines spokesperson did not respond to repeated calls, as he was already "Flying High".
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