Wednesday, July 10, 2013

FROM CHINA WITH LOVE

As footage of couples getting intimate on the Delhi Metro has reached international porn sites. A leakage of this scale from Delhi metro central control room, has made Chinese soldiers become the most active visitors to india. Chinese soldiers in search of such footages took away cameras installed by the Indian Army in ladakh region.

After a leak of IB note on Impending influx of intruders to India from across the borders, In Dept of “Home and Foreign Affairs” there has been a buzz about march of thousand Chinese soldiers to India, on the day of Sunny Leone’s next release "Ragini MMS 2" .

Sunny has become the hot favourite of male homosapiens and is all set to give her female colleagues a run for their money.
A Chinese by name Hiuen Tsang, world famous visitor, who visited India numerous times before, said, “Never in a million years did I think of being here and have a chance to see something like this. As little boys, you always watch all these Bollywood movies with beautiful women dancing and singing.”

Sunny after hearing this buzz about IB note on TV news added, “I am really thankful. I am thanking my lucky stars, god, and moviegoers for being so patient with me”.
Sunny Leone has indeed made her presence across the border felt strongly.
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