Saturday, January 21, 2012

Numb'er sum

Infosys Technologies said that pay increases would be as high as in single digits this year. Last year Infosys gave a 10-12 % increase in salary.

Meanwhile, a section of recently joined employees are googling what single digit number means, some says its a whole number, but wiki says
Whole numbers may refer to:
natural numbers (1, 2, 3, ...) - the positive integers
natural numbers (0, 1, 2, 3, ...) - the non-negative integers... 0 included
all integers (..., -3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3, ...)...0 & minus included.

others employees who have done their Masters and Ph.d thesis, have opinion that single digit number can be from: Rational & Irrational numbers, Algebraic numbers, Computable numbers, Arithmetical numbers, Cardinal numbers, Ordinal numbers, Real numbers, Hyperreal numbers, Surreal numbers,Complex numbers, Hypercomplex numbers, Superreal numbers and Supernatural numbers!!!

so in order to make its employees understand,company has bought special teaching bus by paying undisclosed amount, whereby their teaching fee will be deducted from already miniscule basic employees(cost-to-company) salary.
after hearing this, unprecedented wave swept across all its southern India campus, has claimed seventy resignations in Andhra Pradesh and has broken century-old attrition records at several places in neighbouring Karnataka.

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