From WILDWIFE'S NEWS NETWORK
Wildwife's Institute of India (WII) would be relocating a tigress named Nupur to its Home team (India), after it had strayed into the Neighboring team's hotel rooms.
A team of experts (also called Man-O-Y-Gyan-Ek) from the WII and the forest department are camping to trace the tigress.
According to UnReliable Sources,“The tigress has been straying on her own, Since she has not made any effort to return, it is quite unlikely she will attempt to do so in future.”
“That is why we thought that it would be better relocate to near her home as she will be safer there. Moreover, she is at an age where she can become a mother and that might just give Team India, some worthy longawaited juniors” Chief Wildwife Officer PK Waghmare (Drunk Tiger Hunter in Marathi) said.
After hearing something about match fixing in TV news, Unrecognizable by Holi mood, Veena Malik quickly clarifies, “I have always been against match fixing, see i quit my Swayamvar even before first episode was shot”
After hearing this, sistren Ameesha Yadav has threatened to undertake a Slutwalk Morcha in Mumbai (reasons best known to her), if reality show Veena Ka Swayamvar is postponed.
Meanwhile IMA (not Indian Medical Asso. but Indian Men's Association) has declared "Hume Dono Chahiye"
Not related news, Rakhi Sawant's budget expectations, She wants boost "her assets".
Wildwife's Institute of India (WII) would be relocating a tigress named Nupur to its Home team (India), after it had strayed into the Neighboring team's hotel rooms.
According to UnReliable Sources,“The tigress has been straying on her own, Since she has not made any effort to return, it is quite unlikely she will attempt to do so in future.”
“That is why we thought that it would be better relocate to near her home as she will be safer there. Moreover, she is at an age where she can become a mother and that might just give Team India, some worthy longawaited juniors” Chief Wildwife Officer PK Waghmare (Drunk Tiger Hunter in Marathi) said.
After hearing something about match fixing in TV news, Unrecognizable by Holi mood, Veena Malik quickly clarifies, “I have always been against match fixing, see i quit my Swayamvar even before first episode was shot”
After hearing this, sistren Ameesha Yadav has threatened to undertake a Slutwalk Morcha in Mumbai (reasons best known to her), if reality show Veena Ka Swayamvar is postponed.
Meanwhile IMA (not Indian Medical Asso. but Indian Men's Association) has declared "Hume Dono Chahiye"
Not related news, Rakhi Sawant's budget expectations, She wants boost "her assets".
