Monday, February 14, 2011

On her Majesty's Service


Not so distant future at INsecurity council, Krishna reads speech in Italian

India’s external affairs minister S M Krishna, frequently under attack from his cotorie for not being up to speed in 21st century, gave more ammunition to his critics by reading out the speech of the Italian home minister in italian at the INSecurity Council on saturday. Its a matter of grave concern,that S M Krishna spoke in fluent Italian without any vocabular difficulty, quoted spokesperson from India 's leftist centred opposition party.

According to various accounts, he read italian speech with title "Silvio Berlusconi is Innocent" for fifteen minutes before India’s permanent representative to the INSecurity council, gave him the correct text titled "On Her Majesty's Service" written in chaste kannada. But the faux pas rippled through the US Foreign Office and Food and Drug Administration (on suspicion tat,he may had bhaang [Cannabis indica] on US territory) for hours, inviting both sarcasm and merriment from Obama Administration with regards to Job Outsourcing to india .

In another Unrelated news

Rahat Fateh Ali has been detained at IGI with $1.24lakh dollars, immediately after his arrest, Pakistan seeks info about Rahat Fateh Ali Khan's detention in India from Pak high embassy..according to pakistani foreign spokesperson adbul ka shit,"As Per Pakistan foreign policy,if Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is linked to terrorist organisation, then Pakistan would denied his existence as Pakistani national".
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