Saturday, December 04, 2010

Pakistan want China to host cricket matches on its behalf!

PCB (Pakistan Cricket Board) is on the verge of bankruptcy, so Pakistan want China to host cricket matches on its behalf,so tat atleast it can earn fake American Dollars as tuition fees & Loyalty bonus.

In his letter, Miandad praised China saying cricket has a bright future in the country. He suggested that Pakistan should help China to establish cricket infrastructure and new stadium, besides mentoring Chinese players in Spot Fixing, Dressing Room Fights, Pub (Beer Bar & Dance Bar) Brawls and Ball tampering methods.

He also suggested sending a group of former Players (like Salman Butt, Mohammad Aamir, Mohammad Asif Shoaib Malik, Kamran Akmal and Danish Kaneria for on-field and dressing room games, with of course Veena malik for off-field & After games!) as a coaching team to China to train the Chinese youth.


since most of these Pak players are suspended for "Non-Cricket Crimes (NCC)" by ICC, Pak wants China to provide players for their cricket team.so chinese authorities have selected these name:
Names in any order u like,
Phak Yu (Captain),
Yu Mi Ding
Su Yu
Su Mi
Pi On Yu (Vice-Captain)
Hai Yu Ding
Yu Stin Ki Pu
No Pah King (Wicket-Keeper)
Wai Yu So Tan!

so if China wants to make it to the Elite Premier League (EPL!), it has to play against world cup champs USA, former world champs like Canada, Scotland, Ireland, Afghanistan, Mongolia, Bermuda, etc.

Surprisingly, many Chinese Noodles companies have pledged to sponsor the series.


India in return will entertain their Chinese request,by sending Only J&K and Arunachal Pradesh players.
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