Thursday, December 02, 2010

Believe it or not!

In the last five years, eight IITians have committed suicide — five of them hanged themselves in their hostel rooms.

The four-member team at IIT-Kanpur, probing the suicide of Civil Engineering student Madhuri Sale, has come with a plan to help prevent suicides in hostels:

A source told jaggu: “We have a strong reason to recommend this plan in the institute hostels,so we can at least remove all options with permutations and combinations for students who are depressed due to some reasons or the other.”

Republic of  Khao on Monday offered Laluji, the RJD founder who has enraged Biharis by accumulating masses of cow fodder, residency with no questions asked.

"We are ready to give him residence in Republic of Khao, with no problems and no conditions," Deputy Foreign Minister Sabko Khiloa  told jaggu."We are going to invite him to come to Khao so he can freely accumulate fodder not just of cow but in a variety of domestic animals." he said.

Sabko Khiloa said even though Republic of Khao's policy was not to meddle in the internal affairs of other countries, it was "concerned" by the fodder accumulation because it involved "Domesticated animals and PETA (Pamelaji)."

Italian film director and master of comedy Mario Monicelli, 95, committed suicide Monday by throwing himself out of a hospital window, jaggu asks what was the hurry?
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