Tuesday GA'MESS

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

Cleaning up the village is not my Job says Kalmadi...after cleaning the state treasury

Hang me if I am found guilty after games: Kalmadi ...as u wish.

Nuclear-armed Pak becomes chair of IAEA board | thief becomes state treasurer

No golmaal here... Producer’s wife seeks Rs 3 lakh per month maintenance | HC takes stock of noise at Mira Rd

Teen robbed of 40K in Goregaon ...surely inflation has caught up with youngsters

Diesel don ‘falls ill’, admitted to JJ hosp |‘Check theft of infants from hosps’ | BMC to start anti-malaria drive today

updated at 11.55 a.m.

CWG Awards
Best/Worst Director : S.Kalmadi
Best/Worst Actor : S.Kalmadi
Best/Worst Actress : S.Dixit
Best/Worst Supporting Actor : M.S.Gill
Best/Worst Supporting Actress: Madamji(mute spectator)
Best/Worst Performance in a Negative Role : Lalit Bhanot
Best/Worst Performance in a Comic Role : M.S.Gill
Best/Worst Male Debut: Lalit Bhanot
Best/Worst Music Director: A.R.Rehman
Best/Worst Male Playback Singer: S.Kalmadi(ALL is WELL)
Best/Worst Female Playback Singer: S.Dixit(ALL is WELL)

Critics' Awards
Critics Award Best Performance : S.Kalmadi(Hang me if I am found guilty)

Special Awards
Lifetime Achievement: S.Dixit(Do Nothing for Common man)
Special Performance Award: M.S.Gill (acting Deaf and Dumb in front of News Camera)

Best/ Worst Scene of the Year: S.Kalmadi,S.Dixit,M.S.Gill at Village (3 idiots)

Technical Awards
Best/Worst Action : Foot over bridge collapse
Best/Worst Art Direction : Paan stained corridor and toilets at the village
Best/Worst Background Score : ALL IS WELL
Best/Worst Choreography : S.Kalmadi (showing Demo flats to news camera)
Best/Worst Story : CWG Games bid
Best/Worst Screenplay: Corrupt babus
Best/Worst Dialogue : "Games Village is world class"
Best/Worst Sound Recording : Foot over Bridge collapse, falling False ceiling's and s(t)inking floors
Best/Worst Special Effects : PWD (Super Structures fall down in seconds)

updated at 2.30.pm.
Latest NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the Stadium collapsed!!!

Compromise formula: Ayodhya temple will be built by S.Kalmadi & Co,AIMPLB very Happy,RSS Shocked and Shaken.

Suresh Kalmadi becomes Suresh Kabaadi(scrap dealer) after CWG games.

more to come,will update soon...