Sunday, September 26, 2010

SUNDAY GA'MESS

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

Akshay’s big gamble | Knockout blow: Boxer’s bed collapses

Pawar takes a dig at Kalmadi, calls CWG a joke.. |‘We can’t be buffoons all the time’ | Finally, Kalmadi owns up failure

I got Village late, says Kalmadi | Salem’s aide attacked in jail

Experience the joy of giving this week | Queen ‘sought’ poverty fund to heat palace

Chinese hack UPSC website ..now babu-aspirants have to learn chinese to pass the exam

In Thailand,husbands are being imported | New police helpline for Navi Mumbai citizens

Oliver Stone coming to Mumbai! |12-yr-old bites abductor, flees

Lalu launches son Tejaswi in politics| Yamuna rises to 32-yr high


from Latest unknown jaggu's sources here are LATEST FULL FORM for indian mkts

BSE = Business Se Exit
NSE = Nikkama(Umemployed/Useless) Since Entry
FnO = Failure & Outcaste
Nifty = No Income For The Year
FII's = Fraud International Investors
DII's = Dongi Indian Investors
BTST = Buy Today Suicide Tomorrow
Trade= Loss anyways,Your Broker Richer


updated at 5:30pm
Some Must Read books for thought
In Bad Books by S.Kalmadi
Not for Common man,but for ConMan by S.Dixit
Fish Soup by M.S.Gill
(interesting all people have "S" in/as their name ????, Madamji/Singhji are u listening)

South African guests have found a snake in their apartment in CWG Village,but indians are worried abt Anaconda named Kalmadi,if found please return it to CWG village Drains.

more to come.will update soon...
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