Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Indians save yourself from Mr.Bush of USA

According to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (aha yes...NASA!!!u heard it right),Indian state of Bihar is all set to experience a bumper crop this year.

NASA on the basis of its satellite imagery(or imaginary!) system(does it work correctly???did they found Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq or Afghanistan,dont ask me,ask Mr.Bush!!), has recently found that during this spring, rice and maize production in eastern India, particularly in Bihar,would touch a record level.

jaggu says= after Iraqi oil and Afghani poppy seeds,Arre Folks, now they are looking for Free Rice and Food grains, for their Dinner table.

So Indians Beware,start Saving Food grains (Rice,wheat,maize,pulses....etc) in sufficient quantities till Mr.Bush retires.Who knows,If tomorrow, Mr.Bush attacks India for producing Mass Food grains.

Inputs from web.
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