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Monday, December 10, 2007
Kaun Banega The PMF MD of teledata!!!
"This man or indeed woman could be completely unknown. Or it could be honest shareholder who long deserves recognition for his patience," says the 'TSMHFWA News channel'.
But the channel's much-publicised show "Enter The PMF MD", which will look for a make-believe MD who can ‘shepherd a company of 1 million shareholders’,is being pooh-poohed ‘as a comedy in the ongoing circus’.
Some are even suggesting that the perfect candidate will have to be imported from its subsidiaries in Honululu islands.
"In this age of outsourcing, it won't be a bad idea for Teledata to hire a PMF MD," said one shareholder from neighbouring country who is fed up being shareholder.
Another said: "Teledata has full of qualified shareholders ready for and capable of taking up the job. Trouble is that they do not come from the Industrial houses like- Ambani Brothers,Mittal Brothers,Birla Dynasty,Tatas,Dr.Singhs."
"Enjoy this as a comedy in the ongoing circus and do not get too serious about it. After all this is a Company of 1 million very competent shareholders!" suggested Mr.Busha.
(TSMHFWA = Teledata Shareholders Mental Health and Financial Welfare Association)
Imp Note:Dear Teledata shareholders, these jokes are released to keep your sense of humour intact till and after,the shares are listed on the Exchanges.
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