Saturday, November 23, 2013

How to make House full to Empty in flat 7 seconds!

It was supposed to be a show of strength for the Creative genius but turned out to be somewhat of an embarrassment, with a poor turnout at a movie release forcing Director to finish his speech in just about seven seconds (yes, u heard it right, its 7/- seconds flat).

"My dear brothers, at least watch heroines' item song before leaving the theatre." In fact, to add insult to injury, people began leaving once he started speaking.

For starters, the organizers had failed to get a wholesome audience in mayapuri, which is regarded to be a movie goers stronghold. On top of that, director didn't help matters by reaching three hours behind movie release schedule, ostensibly because he didn't want coverage of the himself to clash with the publicity of a movie release.

Director highlighted the heroine's infamy record and attacked the hero's vanity van tantrum and penance that lacerates him on the sets but the crowd didn't look engaged and sections of it got up to leave.

meanwhile Heroines mother and sister also appealed to the crowd to stay put and watch her daughter's item song but that didn't stem the thinning.

Sunday's disappointing show could be a cause of concern for directors as its hopes of retaining audience in mayapuri, are based on the calculation that the poor and migrants, who constitute the majority in the audience who are devoid of lack of recreation and entertainment, will continue to stand by the cine industry.

The obsessive passion-ridden climax that sees the protagonists killing each other out of love is overstretched. Too much of talk takes away from the poignancy of the moment. By the time they pull the trigger, the audience reached the end of the theatre.

In the near run, the organizers will also have to explain to the producers the reasons for the poor movie goers crowd.

Quite intrigued by (thereof Lack of) performances in the movie "Goliyon Ki Raas-Leela", The 71-year-old veteran actor collapsed in the theatre after speaking to the director and cast on their performances in the film.

"I have watched it 30 times over in the last 24 hours and still desire to watch it understand the movie..All that have made a most memorable experience for me.." - said on his blog.

Meanwhile Film producer has been provided armed security after he received an extortion threat via SMS on his mobile phone from an unknown number recently.

Producer complained to the police and the police have increased patrolling in the area near the cinema halls for unscrupulous behavior elements/movie goers.

Police suspect a fugitive star who is infamous for his erratic behaviors and tantrums.
a movie goer commented "Its a scam by secular people - these stars and multiplexes should be paying us to come watch the movie at their location considering all the time we spend on watching boring movie"

another commented "I can see a better circus at less than half the price ,why pay Rs.100 for a boring movie ?" but there are some, are ready buy Rs.100 tickets, if director promised that this will be his last movie, to make excellent farewell for boring movie director.

Meanwhile, unperturbed director released a poster of his upcoming Black comedy movie titled "WHITE".

"White" Movie Poster in white
"White" Movie Poster

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