Monday, February 13, 2012

Bite me Jhak maar ke!

Thousands of crazy youths, including an overwhelming number of girls on Sunday thronged Kankanady, in the mangalore city to fulfill their insuppressible desire to meet one of their favorite Bollywood stars - John Abraham.

While hundreds of girls had come with new Lipsticks and nailpoilshes for photographs, a few girls had red roses in their hands. When John Abraham alighted from his car, a group of girls brushed past the crowd to shake their hands and to pose for photograph with the star of Gen Y.

The 39-year-old actor was in the coastal city to participate in the inauguration of Diamond showrooms. Though he tried to utter a few words(something like love u all,please dont touch me,etc.) after inauguration of showrooms, each one among the crowd of crazy fans intensified their crazy screaming continuing their fight at least to touch him.

Despite the presence of security guards, the city police had a tough time controlling the male fans, who starting lining up in the morning to catch a glimpse of Indian cinema's one of the first gay sex symbols.

John, who had exhibited his muscle power in some of his recent movies including ‘Force’, was forced to demonstrate the same to some of his fans.

The phrase "Bite me!" takes a whole new dimension when The actor turned a bit violent when a crazy girl grabbed his hand under the pretext of shaking it and bit his fingers.

“John pushed the girl forcefully, when she bit his finger” said one of the disappointed male fans, who could not even touch his favourite actor.

An eye witness also claimed that John even thrashed some crazy girls after they asked about his current boyfriend..err girlfriend.

jaggu when found the Girl,she said he was finger licking gud, after hearing this, KFC (Karnataka Female Commons*) Company has asked john to endorse the brand with new tagline.."Bite me" atleast Mlore has something to be proud of now

* commons is resources that are owned in common or shared between or among communities populations.

after Learning about this incident,Opposition leaders have demanded resignation of Chief Minister and demanded President rule citing "Love and Other problems".

Bjp (Brother's janata party) said this is Serious case of maalnutrition asked central govt to "do something" about it.

Meanwhile on Primetime "Breaking News" - Finally John Abraham now has a "painful" expression thanks to Mangalore. He is no longer the Zero-expression actor anymore jhak maar ke.

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