Saturday, April 16, 2011

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In a major setback to Outosys Technologies, the company announced that Mr.Poi (translation..Gone in Malayalam!), the good looking member of board of the company has decided to resign.

India's second-largest "services" exporter, hurt market expectations despite a 31 percent rise in quarterly "sales" despite in a seasonally weak mood globally.

After the exit of Mr.Poi & Other Top Management, from Outosys, Retail Investors and Penny stock traders too have started exiting the stock en-masse in anticipation of mega bull rally.

Now much experienced (read Old) people too have started leaving the company since Mr.Poi was only good looking person and motivating factor in entire company since founding.

This decision came a day after a tabloid exposed a "Fresh" (means 5 year-experienced not worked at all Bencher) frustrated Associate, was caught on camera while urinating in a Conference Call (Con-Call) room which was used to serve Onshore Clients/customers.

One frustrated investor says, Entire world knows the Outsys standard compared to others, which is par below least expected standard in "service industry".

Meanwhile,Undisclosed sources say,all these exits (read as demotivated people) are making inroads into the airline industry, since "Motivating" factors in Airlines is very high.


The members of the board placed on record their deep sense of appreciation for the services rendered by Mr.Poi and other associates during their tenure as the members of the team.

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