Thursday, March 31, 2011

India won the match, World lost "view to kill"

Fans of Veena Malik were Disappointed when, veena malik on "Wednesday midnight" blamed a sluggish Misbah-ul-Haq for defeat in the World Cup semifinal thriller with arch-rivals India.

"We lost because of Misbah, as he did not "Play" well when it was most required," angry and irritated malik said standing on Islamabad's main Jinnah Avenue hoping to do "jhalak dhikhla jaa" Larissa Riquelme-style as thousands of disappointed viewers were leaving streets after seeing the results.


The government had declared a half-day holiday in offices and schools to enable the population to enjoy the "Action", Special prayers were offered at Homes & Empty Offices to guide the Pakistani team to play, than being lazy.

"He just wasted time doing nothing."she added.

jaggu's reader sheena malik (name changed on request)(her pic given below) said, "while world may be disappointed with team, i am very impressed with shaid africa who is still 18! after playing 20 long years (he says he is underaged compared to team mates)"

In the eastern city of Lahore, more than 20,000 Pakistanis thronged the Gaddafi stadium to witness the "Live Telecast" on large screens. Entry was free and people (Esp. Boys & Men ) formed long serpentine queues to get in, which resulted in all major roads were gridlocked with cars, motorcycles and jubilant revellers on streets hoping to see veena malik's best !!.

Fans in other Pakistani cities who ground cities to a halt to watch the action also criticised Misbah, who scored a lackluster 56 with "76 balls". His slow play pushed the Pakistan towards frustration.

"By the end of the day, 30 people were brought to hospitals across Karachi after being wounded by bullets fired due to frustration and despair", hospital officials said.

But according to sources close to team said, " Misbah was playing all along under impression that it was test match, since he can't remember when it was last time, he played a test match, only in the last two overs he realised his mistake, but it was too late for him to "play interesting" shots"

New Update:

Poonam Pandey to bare all if India wins against Pak in World Cup semifinal.Lankans waste no time, take flight to Mumbai ASAP.

19 year old Model and aspiring actress Poonam Pandey, who is part of a popular calendar, announced that she will bare all like Larissa Riquelme of Paraguay and Luciana Salazar of Argentina, after hearing this news,Kumar Sangakkara decided to waste absolutely no time and took the next immediate flight available for Mumbai with his team on Wednesday morning to be in the "right atmosphere"

"Murali is a great man.These kind of fairytale endings keep happening to him,When he is such a nice guy, good things happen to him." Sri Lanka are certainly in the right mood and a very good frame of mind coming to mumbai.

meanwhile,150kgs gorilla-size adnon swami says,"if India wins, All girls are welcome to my bathroom to see me.."

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