Friday, January 07, 2011

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

Woman dies after falling into open drain | CBI grills Kalmadi for nine hours

Kumble had asked Gujarat CM for Asiatic lions | Meanwhile Kalmadi and Raja are questioned by CBI in Delhi...

Bus plunges into gorge, 22 killed | Left presents ‘proof’ of Trinamool-Maoist nexus

SC heat on enemy property law | That’s twice as hot...Talking about the future | FACT TO FICTION, TADKA LAGA KE!

Guard guns down Pak Punjab governor | Sore Alagiri threatens to quit Centre

Two of Sanjay Dutt’s properties attached | Dance bars back in action in Mira Road, Bhayander 

Cop flees after being accused of abetting suicide | City Limo chief will spend a year in jail: ED

Theft at Dhoni's residence in Jharkhand, FIR lodged | Passengers ransack Howrah station

INDIA DRAW BLOOD | All set for the great cricket bazaar

Cop bashed up in a bar brawl over film songs | Ratnakar Gaikwad wants aam aadmi-babu link

After chilly spell, mercury shoots up | Amul raises milk price by 2 per litre

Mallika's take on women | Richard Gere looking to return to India

Look who’s back! | Karan Johar planning K3G sequel?

Girls Aloud star Nadine Coyle haunted by failed adoption bid | I’M NOT DEAD, SAYS ADAM SANDLER

Cobra in station sends police in a tizzy | Cops take cops for a six-hour ride

Shah Rukh Khan wishes‘Let there be love...’| And Rani will be a winner...

What’s in a name? Ask Bus, Glucose or Coffee! | Karuna snubs PM, prefers to meet a poet

Katrina Kaif puts her thinking cap on | Aarti stays home!

Taking Hollywood by storm | Mallika planning big bash

Deepal attacked, abused on busy Mumbai street! | ‘Fans believe I can beat up 100 people’rants Sunny Deol| SRK-Sallu collision averted!

The Big Fat B’wood Wedding! | Chale, Copenhagen?

Wanna eat Ash?| Priyanka’s gang just got bigger

Three’s not a crowd! Rahman to dine with Pussycat Nicole | Salman’s ready

Anu Malik’s on a charity drive | SRK gives Aamir a run for his Oscar

Age no bar here... | A new year gift... | Rani’s here, where’s Adi?

Peter Andre has a new girlfriend! | Let it rain, says Carlos Santana

with immediate effect,Finance Men-in-istry has announced New Bhai Accounting terminology :
1 lakh= Peti
1Crore= Khoka,
10Crore= Q
100Crore= Reddy Bros
500Crore= Koda.
1,000Crore= Radia.
10,000 Crore= Kalmadi
100,000 Crore= Raja
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