Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

Vegetable prices hit tearful heights | Police tighten security around Taj, Gateway

Missing strays have activists worried | Radia may soon be questioned again by CBI

Who’s crying, who’s laughing to the bank?| CBI questions Radia at her farmhouse

Great Indian Bustards in peril, count just 300 | No ideal bachelor for Rani!

No onion distribution through ration shops | Principals to fine cigarette sellers

Party, but don’t drink & drive: Cops to revellers | Can an old problem be solved now?

Burglars used bamboo pole to fish out wallets | CCTV captures two boys pinching bag at wedding

Advocate’s car stolen from Bandra court | Club members move HC again

Onion on mind, diesel price hike put off | Cong women come to blows at Sonia’s house

Farah Khan’s surprise element! | Zarine’s khan getting sexier

Prithviraj Chavan leaves no room for wastefulness |‘Parental support vital during counselling

Surgical error adds to stray dog’s woes | Bappi notice to film producer for poking fun at him

It’s over! | Hrithik shuns heroines at Goa anniv bash... |...But shares roof with Salman !!!

What is Mallika’s new mission?| Do you want a partner?