Sunday, August 01, 2010

News Headlines Remixed dated 31- July - 2010 and 1-Aug-2010

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor
Rains fill 86% quota in 2 months | Is it University or assembly one!!!

Greedy woman cons parents of flat | 800 anti depression pills found in flat. i agree...

Heavy showers bring down weak structures..wow..Muncipal Corp will not need for bull dozers,JCB...etc in future. just pray to rain god!!

When the mall beckons | Breathless in kalbadevi.

Potholes of gold for mechanics | Reliving extra ordinary tales of ordinary lives.

Cabin crew will keep eye on pilots in cockpit...it shud be on "Quid pro quo" basis ;)

CPM suicide squad out to kill me:Mamata | One-sided affair behind murder? ..hmm.!!!!

Sport headlines
India must play extra bowler | The sixth sense.

Bombay Times
Shaadi mein twist | a high profile evening.

I am not keen on relocating to india | wait and watch

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Saturdays Edition
Cabbies take citizens for a ride with fake tariff cards | BMC cracks down on illegal bldgs

Bombay Times
Ash to clash with Sallu | The mystery's Solved

Lets talk fashion | Mommy's day out

Work together,party together | Band with the best

Everybody Loves A Sale | Stripe Tease

Who says i was kicked out? | Lots of money and fun here.

Time to wrap up? | what a coincidence

Celina copies Helen's movies | Jobless idiots
Headlines courtesy Times of India (Mumbai Edition)
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