Friday, July 09, 2010

News Headlines Remixed dated 9 - July - 2010

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor
It’s a tall story: FDA drags Complan to court | ‘Spurned’ advocate kills lawyer in court

Airlines’ recruitment season finally takes off  | Employees enter airports using expired passes ..begaani shaadi mein abdulla deewana (English meaning...Uninvited guest in a marriage function, enjoying at others cost)!!!

Kidnappers release school kid in hours | All is not lost yet, says state

Woman steals Rs 14L from friend, held | Residents’ group in Juhu launch campaign

BMC may take back land from Andheri hosp | Wary victims play down robberies

D J Sanghvi college will shut three departments | US man offers legal aid to victim’s kin

Builders must reveal mortgage status, says RBI | Flamingos find new home in Vashi

IPS officers to be trained in Hyd, London |Narayan Rane takes back call for rail roko

It’s official, love gives a high like cocaine | First thing in the morning? Facebook comes before toothbrush

Sports Headlines
Global star Octopus Paul gets death threats | ‘I KNOW MY RESPONSIBILITY’ says Sreesanth

Bombay Times
‘I KNOW I AM FAMOUS’ ...admits Imran Khan | ‘It wasn’t me’ says Serena Williams

What John Abraham needs the most... | Se* in this city!

Making a splash! | Adventure or mistake?

Ammaji v/s Bhagwati | Time to make some big money

Arnold Schwarzenneger lays chicken rules | ‘I CARE A DAMN ABOUT THE MEDIA’...reacts M Night Shyamalan

Katrina’s up for a memory challenge, anyone? | Courting danger

Ranbir Kapoor’s love for the big fat lady | Bullshit creates more furore!
Headlines courtesy Times of India (Mumbai Edition)
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