Saturday, July 24, 2010

News Headlines Remixed dated 24- July - 2010

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor
‘Making accusations in good faith not defamation’ ..ha..chor ulta kotwal ko daante

Life is a dance floor, you are the music |‘Education is not only in the classroom’ ..yes,u r right dude!!

‘High scores are like a balloon that will burst’ ..i 100% agree!!

Monkey menace plagues Vile Parle residents | Centre may halve higher education budget | Govt in a spot over transfer delays

Int’l flyers spend night inside AI jet in Mum ... Namaskar,AI jet pe aapka rehna oochit hai(In English,Welcome aboard AI flight,u have free In-flight lodging also.)

2 lakh undertrials freed in 6 mnths...is there a election coming up??

Sports Headlines
WILL INDIA PASS SSC TEST? ..who needs one,when u can make money from soap,shampoo,hairoil,conditioners,bikes,blood,.. without any.

IPL franchises cry foul over retention rules |Sorry, stay at ‘home’

Bombay times

Hollywood’s here to stay| Spain in Delhi ..Hola Madrid

‘The fun’s just begun’ says Emraan Hashmi |‘Men should be more expressive’ says Urvashi Sharma...Emraan r u listening!

When Mathematics meets theatre | Being one with the elements... | Festival time

‘Aapke wit ka raaz kya hai?’ |‘It’s meditation in motion!’

‘When I explore different places’ | ‘EVERYTHING THAT CAUGHT MY FANCY’

Shhh! It’s a surprise | Monsoon offers at hill stations for social networking fans

Don meets the dance ke baaps | ‘IT’S UNFAIR!’ fumes Sherlyn Chopra .
Headlines courtesy Times of India (Mumbai Edition)
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