Unrelated Headlines just for Humor
Rainmakers offer Tansen recital, frogs’ wedding | Cops caught taking bribe of Rs 500 ... i wonder they are caught for may be "match-fixing".SNDT University goes takes internet route to transfer papers to exam halls | Local train derails, Sunday goes off-track ...jaggu says zor ka jatka dheere se lage!!!
Welukar is a lecturer, not prof: Rajasthan univ V-C | Oppn skips tea party, loads ammo to target DF govt ...jaggu says..wat goes around,comes round,now teachers have grading system.
Sweet(Stevia)herb from Paraguay to replace sugar in India? | Pawar wants east farmers to go hybrid like in China ...hybrid!!..looks like in future, sugarcane will grow in the skies.
‘Earth much younger than thought’ | This remote censors TV shows for kids ...u mean...now remote will have those eXXclusive channel buttons...tats great news for geeks.
Oil spill affecting mental health of Gulf residents | Fatwa orders jihadists to marry widows ...jaggu says,yes,they can have as many they can afford mentally & financially.
Sports headlines
THE 3G REVOLUTION IS HERE | ‘Football was much more innocent then, says ’78 hero | So Klose,yet so far ...yes isnt it right,shakira!!!
Bombay times
Common Man & his Creator | NEVER SAY DIE!
Girls V/S tomboys! | LIGHTS, CAMERA, APPLAUSE!
EYES, EYES BABY | Get ‘shade’y
Beautiful women should be celebrated: Kelly Brook | So gentlemen "What’s cooking? " nowadays
Anil’s date with the President of South Africa | continued "Break ke baad "
Tusshar likes two-timing | ‘I’m not running away this time’...says Chitrangda Singh ...Bhatt of course!
Headlines courtesy Times of India (Mumbai Edition)
3 comments :
Dear Jaggu, have you been tracking world cup? I wonder if Paul the octopus can also predict the best stocks ;)
Remixed headlines = cool!
goodmrng uma,
i track paul only..yes he is best person...err ..living being...to predict... LOL....
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