Friday, June 25, 2010

News Headlines Remixed

Unrelated Headlines just for Humor

Doppler officials pray for sunshine | ‘Monsoon 11% less so far’

Grains pile up, no relief for people | Hunger back at ’90 levels in S Asia

An hour of TV ups heart disease risk by 7% | Australia gets first woman premier

Sports Headlines

HOT CHILE ON SPAIN’S PLATE | ...But Swiss can spoil their appetite

Brazil retain desire to entertain and enthral | It’s time to pull up socks

England must improve ahead of Germany clash | It’s definitely got something to do with the colour blue

SO NEAR, yet so far... | Qureshi-Bopanna anthem: Stop war, start tennis | jaggu says...ask Sania Beghum!!!

ASIAN KINGS, AFTER 15 YEARS | All players for sale please: Team owners’ plea to BCCI

Bombay Times Headlines

BIG B SICK AGAIN | ‘Islam may have saved Jacko...’

Women, ready for some action? | Aamir Khan’t ‘handle’it!

‘I am very much single’ says Kavita Kaushik | It’s time to die!

Meet the parents | Dino Morea says ‘watch’ it!

Sex and the rains! | Jodi kamaal ki...

Art of Living News

Dost at a cost!Renting a friend is a rage abroad | What is the need of greed in life?

Headlines courtesy Times of India (Mumbai Edition)
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