Monday, February 18, 2008

New World (Nano)Standard

Luxury Yacht for your family :2000 Nanos
Helicopter for your business trips :300-400 nanos(hey first buy Landing and parking space at Mahabaleshwar)
Maybach 62s for your family status :300 Nanos

Merc c-class for your pleasure :30 Nanos
Maruti 800 for your wife's shopping :2.9 Nanos
Salary of your Secretary :0.8 Nanos

Price of bike :0.55 Nanos
Nokia N95 :0.3 Nanos
Shoes :0.03 nanos

Share of Reliance Inds :0.025 Nanos
Share of Teledata :0.0025 Nanos
Onions :0.0008 Nanos
Lollipop for kids :0.0001 Nano
You :priceless idiot

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