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Saturday, December 22, 2007
Angry Rai
The Mr.Rai looked down and saw a cat.
the cat asked, " Hey,how about steak sale?"
Rai gets and angry and shouts, "First of all, stake sale is called off. Secondly, we don't sell to cats and dogs."And then Rai kicked the cat all the way across the parliament street.
A month later,when there was a knock at the door.Rai opens the door, and there was the same cat from last month."You know," cat said, "you should not have invited for steak sale!".
Clever cat
A Cat walks into a IFCI and asks,“wanna sell me some Steak?”
Rai says, “No”. Cat walks out.
Cat walks in the next day and asks,“wanna sell me some Steak?”
Rai again says, “No”. Cat walks out.
Cat walks in the next day and asks, “wanna sell me some Steak?”
Rai gets angry and says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! And if you ask that one more time I’ll nail your tail here!".hearing this cat walks out.
Cat comes back the next day and asks, "Got any nails?"
Rai says, “No.”
Cat says “Good.wanna sell some Stake?”
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