Indian Stock Markets NSE Nifty on 2 sept 2016

Indian Stock Markets NSE Nifty on 2 sept 2016

NSE Nifty Chart till 2-sept-2016

As you can see, NSE Nifty is on way to Tgt 10,000 by diwali as i had mentioned in the june blog post

Missing u buddy Bears

Indian Stock Market Ahead - June 2016

The stock market in India will continue to see a bullish run. But contrary to what the popular financial wizards might say, this is perhaps the best time for punters to be in stock market business.

Banks will like to clear up their balance sheet as Window dressing and incorrect projections could become a relic of the past. Banks would cut down interest rates to favor the entrepreneur.

Stern measures would be taken by the central govt to shore up tax collections.

In General conclusion, Stock markets in India will go through a period of consolidation leaving the investor richer in the years to come.

Bullish Head and shoulders on Nifty Technical Forecast for 21 - October - 2013

Technical Forecast for 21 - October - 2013 for Nifty and Sensex

On 18-October-2013, Nifty Closed at:6,189.35 (+143.5) due to weekend factor, for 21-Oct-2013 monday, after day of high range of 156 pts, markets will be range bound in 50-75pts trade range.

Bullish head and shoulders pattern in nifty index

Bullish head and shoulders pattern in nifty index, Target calculation are as follows:
6100(High..approximated) - 5300 (low)= 800points (difference)
6100(High..approximated) + 800points(difference) = Target 6900 on nifty

Estimated Time of Arrival of target (ETA):
pattern start = May(5-2013)
Pattern Close/confirmation = October (10-2013)
difference between start and confirmation= 5 months from 21-oct-2013..
ETA = March-April 2014

Scapegoat caught

Three goats were put behind bars for damaging police vehicle.

Police said the goats had a record of damaging vehicles of residents and shopkeepers, we didnt care for filing the case, as it was not our duty to go after those bakra (goats). The goats "crossed the line" said officer, when they damaged the station's new patrol vehicle, a maroon Innova. "Sh*t Man, We got the vehicle only two days ago," said an officer on duty.

According to the complaint, about 12 goats dented the vehicle and climbed on top of it, "damaging the wipers and glass, and scratching the paint of the bonnet and body", when policemen went searching for the vandals, they found only three goats nearby roaming around suspiciously."We took the animals to the station and arrested them under appropriate sections," said the officer.

Police booked a case under Section 96 of Karnataka Police Act (being found under suspicious circumstances between sunset and sunrise armed with dangerous instrument with intent to commit an offence).

meanwhile reports coming from the "Undercover" reporter is, the goats have been put in a cage. "They weigh around 15kg which is healthy and are fed grass (usually meant for undertrials) twice a day, now they seem happier and a lot healthier after coming here," he says.

Kopyl Cbal introduces Shri Sarvajanik SadaBahaar Rozgar Yojana

Union Haw Minster Kopyl Cbal, who suggested a new bill to deal with the menace of Mass Betting, Gambling, spot-fixing and match-fixing in cricket and Chronic National Mass unemployment, has finally decided to introduce historic  bill called the Shri Sarvajanik SadaBahaar Rozgar Yojana, aimed at creating a need-based National Employment Guarantee Programme, was initiated to meet demands for Chronic national mass unemployment and Entertainment requirements.

Paper(betting) chits however, will be provided free of cost by the Central government as per Five year plan allocation, but the cost of transportation should be borne by the respective states and super-bookies and their agents.

The employment of contractors or middlemen will be not permitted under this scheme, since Central government have appointed the same in the respective departments

According to (leaked!) Programme details:
Any person can indulge in, by means of bookies,cricketers,towels,indirectly or directly by himself, - for any result prediction for any match as long as he covers matrimonial match-fixing option for any eligible person, where bookies should act as marriage brokers for the singles.

Update From Bollywood:
Ranbir Kapoor was today detained and fined on undeclared branded personal goods(like towels) he was carrying meant for his friends at the Mumbai International airport, a customs official said.

"The actor was intercepted when he was passing through a passage, which is strictly allowed to be used only by officials and airport staff, The actor's luggage was then checked when he was found with the branded goods such as Perfumed Towels, clothes (like mundus,lungis, color-color banians) and designer hawai footwears worth about Rs thirty lakhs which he should have declared before customs officials at the Red Channel," Officer Mera KaanKhade said.

Veena Malik Mobbed, Bangalore Robbed and Bulls at wits end

Shooting of Kannada version of 'Dirty Picture' came to a gyrating halt on Thursday July 5, thanks to the thousands of Veena Malik fans who mobbed her at Majestic, Bangalore.

veena malik at majestic

Around 20,000 fans of Veena Mallik came to have a glimpse of her which led to traffic jam in Banglore city. When the situation got out of control, the producer called the police to handle the fans.

People stood on flyovers and footpaths in the area to watch Veena malik's majestic view. The Bangalore police had a hectic time in making seating arrangements for the viewers. Veena flashed a rare smile instead of her typical "veena malik" pose to the dozens of fans and signed a few thousand autographs.

veena malik

Meanwhile, seeing this two MaDa Bulls Fought on street, amusing traders, Scares Investors. Day traders had an amusing half-an-hour, as two bulls locked horns in the middle of the road. Even as traders watched, the bulls fought ferociously, even getting gravely injured in the process. They also pushed nearby three satta exchanges, causing them minor damage.

While it was an entertaining sight for those watching from a distance, many who were trading, like small investors, brokers and others, panicked. Trading was stalled for sometime.

bull fight

For some time, efforts to break up the fight and chase away the bulls did not yield any result. The Finance ministry people tried everything they could, including throwing Money in buckets in the fight, but to no avail.

Finally, gushing 'spirit'ual water from a Mallya Mamma's Brewery building nearby was aimed at the "chargedup" bulls, which finally chased away the bulls in different directions and ending the half-hour of amusement.

Unidentified Foreign Onlooker (UFO in short) said "Its stock market supremacy street fight. Nifty and Sensex are fighting for supremacy."

While another onlooker said, its PA SangMa and Pranab Da fight (MaDa in short ), that's why these MaDa Bulls were fighting for on street for practice before actual presidential polls.

while query to God by jaggu has gone unanswered, it have been long wondered whether animals have feelings, feelings of pain, sorrow, happiness, and grief.

These questions have not gone unanswered to Scientists and psychologists surprise, who said that usually a group of bulls will sort things amongst themselves and don't fight much. But introduce a cow, and then there is trouble.

This clearly shows that animals have feelings, they loved to be caressed, coddled and stroked and possibly they would like to communicate to us but unfortunately our languages don’t match. But Animals emotional awareness is much stronger than humans, thats why animals can show their love and emotions to humans.

Just to reflect on the story of God’s creation, God on the fifth day, created animals of all sorts. He blessed them and made them multiply and fill the earth. And on the sixth day, God created humans, first he created man, took some rest after seeing creation for his ingenuity and unique master piece and then after sometime God created woman, from then on, no God and Living being took rest.