Lucky leopard escaped from Mysore Infosys.
infosys mysore campus had an unusual drama early Wednesday morning. The jobless leopard(in search of good food and good looking mate) after attending the campus interview with HR people couldnt leap back to safety as it got stuck with various irritating procedures for checkout after a visit to campus.
when infosys employee clicked tried to click a photograph of the leopard,the frustrated leopard (who was hired,but was going to be put on bench as other 75,000 present employees), attacked the to-be colleague .
later,during transit, leopard made a plee to Forest officer, to keep him away from infosys and other IT companies campuses, being he hardly enjoyed the stale food served there.
jaggu asked the chief forest recruitment officer (HR, Animal section) for views on the drama, he said "he is a lucky leopard....that he hasn't signed the job application bond yet,else he wud have been put up on empty bench like other 75000 employees, which wud have resulted in a frustrated bencher..who wud have been depressed maniac to society, killing his partners and others.
but according to UnReliable sources,it has been confirmed that the beast is actually a African lion but rigorous training with on bench for past 3 years and tasteless food with previous IT employer made him look like useless sleepy idiotic leopard.
infosys mysore campus had an unusual drama early Wednesday morning. The jobless leopard(in search of good food and good looking mate) after attending the campus interview with HR people couldnt leap back to safety as it got stuck with various irritating procedures for checkout after a visit to campus.
when infosys employee clicked tried to click a photograph of the leopard,the frustrated leopard (who was hired,but was going to be put on bench as other 75,000 present employees), attacked the to-be colleague .
later,during transit, leopard made a plee to Forest officer, to keep him away from infosys and other IT companies campuses, being he hardly enjoyed the stale food served there.
jaggu asked the chief forest recruitment officer (HR, Animal section) for views on the drama, he said "he is a lucky leopard....that he hasn't signed the job application bond yet,else he wud have been put up on empty bench like other 75000 employees, which wud have resulted in a frustrated bencher..who wud have been depressed maniac to society, killing his partners and others.
but according to UnReliable sources,it has been confirmed that the beast is actually a African lion but rigorous training with on bench for past 3 years and tasteless food with previous IT employer made him look like useless sleepy idiotic leopard.
2 comments :
made me laugh!
Oye jaggu any plans to come to Pune please let me know and spend a day with me.
I've lost your number :( I don't think you have my new number either. Just email me I'll call you.
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