On her Majesty's Service

Not so distant future at INsecurity council, Krishna reads speech in Italian

India’s external affairs minister S M Krishna, frequently under attack from his cotorie for not being up to speed in 21st century, gave more ammunition to his critics by reading out the speech of the Italian home minister in italian at the INSecurity Council on saturday. Its a matter of grave concern,that S M Krishna spoke in fluent Italian without any vocabular difficulty, quoted spokesperson from India 's leftist centred opposition party.

According to various accounts, he read italian speech with title "Silvio Berlusconi is Innocent" for fifteen minutes before India’s permanent representative to the INSecurity council, gave him the correct text titled "On Her Majesty's Service" written in chaste kannada. But the faux pas rippled through the US Foreign Office and Food and Drug Administration (on suspicion tat,he may had bhaang [Cannabis indica] on US territory) for hours, inviting both sarcasm and merriment from Obama Administration with regards to Job Outsourcing to india .

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