Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Indians save yourself from Mr.Bush of USA

According to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (aha yes...NASA!!!u heard it right),Indian state of Bihar is all set to experience a bumper crop this year.

NASA on the basis of its satellite imagery(or imaginary!) system(does it work correctly???did they found Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq or Afghanistan,dont ask me,ask Mr.Bush!!), has recently found that during this spring, rice and maize production in eastern India, particularly in Bihar,would touch a record level.

jaggu says= after Iraqi oil and Afghani poppy seeds,Arre Folks, now they are looking for Free Rice and Food grains, for their Dinner table.

So Indians Beware,start Saving Food grains (Rice,wheat,maize,pulses....etc) in sufficient quantities till Mr.Bush retires.Who knows,If tomorrow, Mr.Bush attacks India for producing Mass Food grains.

Inputs from web.

8 comments :

Uma said...

''imagery (or imaginary?)'' BDAL!! (Banging desk and laughing!)
Anyways, Bushy went to Iraq and realized, the money spent on war is more than the amount of oil left. so he has hiked the crude price. Now they want to seize anything that can be used to make ethanol, because otherwise the crude price hike will not last. Of course, the rest of it can be eaten. Or MAYBE, going by Uncle Sam's twisted thinking, they want commodities traders to panic on hearing the bumper crop news and drive down prices, so that Americans will get cheap food. Maybe their satellite imaginary will be used to spread similar reports about other countries' bumper crops, which might never materialize....

niftyxl said...

only condolizza "Rice" knows (psshh..is she a Secretary?)
wat he is upto??

may be his next venture is in form spice trade with Persia(modern Iran!!)..

preet said...

Uma,
Purely technically speaking US has the ability to peep and do this kind of analysis. They do it every time they negotiate with any country for anything.
This strategy has been in use by America for a long time now. Infact they have perfected the art of industrial espionage to the scale unimaginable to us. They do use it everyday. What exact purpose this statement had -- well it is not clear -- but believe me the words are measured. Unless of course Bush is shooting his mouth off. Frankly he along with his father may have been the worst presidents they ever have had.
But please do not doubt their capabilities to do what they have said.
Regards,
Cheema

Uma said...

Cheema, frankly, why is he commenting on crops in Bihar in the first place ehh? Nothing better to do?

Uma said...

Cheema! Tell me what your technicals say for Nifty, I bought calls! Maybe I shoulda stuck with Reliance calls.

preet said...

Uma,
Chances are very bright that we fall tomorrow. MACD fast line is crossing slow line and divergence is down very near to zero. RSI likely to breach the 50 mark and the gradient is pretty steep.
All said -- bears still do not have a grip on the situation. bulls are putting up a half hearted fight but still managing to do damage control.
Candles say there is a downside still.
Regards,
Cheema

preet said...

Uma and Jagguji,
I have a proposal for us three. Firstly we are fairly regular on our blogs (counting me out) and in our fields of speciality -- Uma on rel, Jaggu on nifty and self on candles are fairly good. Why do we not create an Yahoo ID so that we can pass on information to each other during market times so that each one of us can benefit.
Just a proposal. may be we do better as a good team?
Same message will be posted on both the blogs and will eagerly wait for a reply.
Regards,
Cheema

niftyxl said...

cheemaji,
tats nice idea..even i dont interact with anyone during market hours... except with bulls and bears :)

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