Friday, February 08, 2008

Strange but true!

In movies,it is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
In stk mkt,it is always possible to find a seller at the upper circuit u r buying,whereas at lower circuit no luck!

In movies,Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
In stk mkt,CNBC always airs a stock thats overvalued,and u dint bought, but not a undervalued u bought .

In movies,Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
In stk mkt,any Recomendations from big brokerage house(Name withheld for security reasons) should be closely investigated.

In movies, Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
In stk mkt,any stock can be bought in milliseconds...but its always difficult to find seller for that,unless u execute the order at market order!!

In movies,Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
In stk mkt,in a bull mkt,everybody gives BUY recomendations,but strangely NO ONE gives BUY in bear mkt!!

In movies,Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
In stk mkt,whereas fundamentally good stks never find BUYER.

In movies,Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
In stk mkt,Some Multibagger recomenders are like disposable razors.If a stock is not moving,they just throw the stock recomendation away,will always find another one.

In movies,Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
In stk mkt,all small caps suddenly starts hitting lower circuits when theres no buyer,whereas it will struggle to move Up even if there are 100 buyers and 10 sellers.

In movies, A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
In stk mkt,a single BUY order is sufficient to get trapped in operators nest.(yes nest,not nets!)

5 comments :

Baron said...

alo alo, Bulls & Jagguji missing in action FIR is filed, hugh reward to those who find them...

Baron said...

now we are reaching worried stage, where art thou ?

niftyxl said...

aha,at last bulls are back so is jaggu :)

cheers

Baron said...

thank god, kaha gayab ho gaye sirji, na khabar, na mail na femail ????

niftyxl said...

kya karen mian,i was so tensed up by the mkts..so i took much deserved break... khabar? kya bataaoon mian...portfolio mera be haal hai..use boost ya bournvita ki sakt zaroorat hai

aap batao,aapka kya position hai,shorts hai ya pyjama me hai...

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